Elderism #36

On Tuesday morning, an 88 year-old woman outside of Portland, Oregon was attacked by a naked intruder in her home. Recalling a news story in which a victim survived an attack by grabbing her assailant’s testicles, the Portland woman did exactly that to her unclothed interloper. Whereupon the assailant–whose name, I kid you not, is Michael G. Dick–proceeded to flee.

The woman, who doesn’t want her name used, told Oregon’s KPTV,

“I thought it was somebody I knew, but then seeing him without clothing, you know, it’s nobody I knew.”

(The Oregonian)