{"id":166,"date":"2009-03-05T10:16:50","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T15:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=166"},"modified":"2009-03-05T19:30:25","modified_gmt":"2009-03-06T00:30:25","slug":"the-eternal-appeal-of-hairlessness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"The Eternal Appeal of Hairlessness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times is very concerned (ie, they have published<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/03\/05\/us\/politics\/05gray.html?_r=1&amp;scp=2&amp;sq=44%20days%20in%20the%20white%20house,%20helene%20cooper&amp;st=cse\"> a front page story<\/a> about) the fact that President Obama&#8217;s hair is getting grayer. The reporter Helene Cooper talked to a founder of RealAge&#8211;the web site that considers your extracurricular activities like smoking and drinking to determine your &#8220;real&#8221; age&#8211;who tells us that presidents age two years for every year in office; we also hear that Presidents Roosevelt, Wilson, and Roosevelt all developed hypertension, and that Clinton had to have heart surgery post-White House. Walt Frazier tells\u00a0 Obama to start dyeing his hair, as Frazier does&#8211;&#8220;No play for Mr. Gray.&#8221; I say, strike another victory for the bald, who render such discussions moot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The New York Times is very concerned (ie, they have published a front page story about) the fact that President Obama&#8217;s hair is getting grayer. The reporter Helene Cooper talked to a founder of RealAge&#8211;the web site that considers your extracurricular activities like smoking and drinking to determine your &#8220;real&#8221; age&#8211;who tells us that presidents [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}