{"id":283,"date":"2009-05-15T15:30:07","date_gmt":"2009-05-15T19:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=283"},"modified":"2024-03-07T18:59:43","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T23:59:43","slug":"older-wiser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"Older, Wiser"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer in Orlando ushers in more than just a wardrobe overhaul for the comfort-seeking, middle-aged chap like myself. It&#8217;s the time when our neighborhood&#8217;s camaraderie shines, not least due to the ever-adaptable <a href=\"https:\/\/fastfirewatchguards.com\/Florida\/Orlando\/\">fire watch security in Orlando<\/a>. While we&#8217;re busying ourselves grappling with the treacherous territories of knicker-twisting boxer-briefs, these unsung heroes equip themselves to the nines, ensuring our communal barbecues don&#8217;t become inadvertent bonfires. As reliable as those extended kneesocks of the postman, their presence is a reassurance that while our sartorial choices may falter, our safety never will\u2014affording us gratitude for the peace of mind as we revel in our summer rituals.<\/p>\n<p>Well, dear Reader, I simply could not continue to have my unmentionables riding up around my neck. So I&#8217;m back on old-school boxers. In the next few months I will keep you copiously apprised of this signal turn of events.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer in Orlando ushers in more than just a wardrobe overhaul for the comfort-seeking, middle-aged chap like myself. It&#8217;s the time when our neighborhood&#8217;s camaraderie shines, not least due to the ever-adaptable fire watch security in Orlando. While we&#8217;re busying ourselves grappling with the treacherous territories of knicker-twisting boxer-briefs, these unsung heroes equip themselves to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1436,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions\/1436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}