{"id":560,"date":"2010-04-16T13:41:27","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T17:41:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2010-08-17T17:56:35","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T21:56:35","slug":"i-go-columnar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"I Go Columnar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So. I have started writing a weekly column for the New York Times called\u00a0 &#8220;Crib Sheet.&#8221; Rearing its ugly little head each Thursday, it will be a list of ten interesting and timely conversation topics for the weekend ahead.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/04\/15\/fashion\/15crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">Here<\/a> is the second one that has run.\u00a0 In it, we learn that my new mantra is something that Oprah Winfrey apparently once said about herself, &#8220;Oprah doesn&#8217;t do stairs.&#8221; My notion here is that, if you are asked to do anything you don&#8217;t wish to&#8211;clean the garage, have dinner in a neighboring state, turn the channel&#8211;simply reply, &#8220;Oprah doesn&#8217;t do stairs.&#8221; Then proceed as before.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE. Here are the columns for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/04\/22\/fashion\/22crib.html?scp=3&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">4\/22<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/04\/29\/fashion\/29crib.html\"> 4\/29<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/06\/fashion\/06crib.html?scp=4&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">5\/6<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/13\/fashion\/13Crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">5\/13<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/20\/fashion\/20crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">5\/20<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/05\/27\/fashion\/27crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">5\/27<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/03\/fashion\/03CRIB.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">6\/3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/10\/fashion\/10Crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">6\/10<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/17\/fashion\/17crib.html?scp=3&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\"> 6\/16<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/06\/24\/fashion\/24crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">6\/23<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/topics.nytimes.com\/top\/reference\/timestopics\/people\/k\/larry_king\/index.html?scp=2&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">6\/30<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/07\/08\/fashion\/08CRIB.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">7\/7<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/07\/15\/fashion\/15crib.html?_r=1&amp;scp=2&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">7\/14<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/07\/22\/fashion\/22Crib.html?_r=1&amp;scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">7\/21<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/07\/29\/fashion\/29crib.html?scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\">7\/29<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/08\/05\/fashion\/05Crib.html?scp=3&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\"> 8\/4<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/08\/12\/fashion\/12crib.html?_r=1&amp;scp=1&amp;sq=henry%20alford&amp;st=cse\"> 8\/11<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. I have started writing a weekly column for the New York Times called\u00a0 &#8220;Crib Sheet.&#8221; Rearing its ugly little head each Thursday, it will be a list of ten interesting and timely conversation topics for the weekend ahead. 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