{"id":58,"date":"2008-12-31T13:52:47","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T18:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2009-01-01T13:09:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T18:09:27","slug":"elderism-36","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Elderism #36"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday morning, an 88 year-old woman outside of Portland, Oregon was attacked by a naked intruder in her home. Recalling a news story in which a victim survived an attack by grabbing her assailant&#8217;s testicles, the Portland woman did exactly that to her unclothed interloper. Whereupon the assailant&#8211;whose name, I kid you not, is Michael G. Dick&#8211;proceeded to flee.<\/p>\n<p>The woman, who doesn&#8217;t want her name used, told Oregon&#8217;s KPTV,<\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I thought it was somebody I knew, but then seeing him without clothing, you know, it&#8217;s nobody I knew.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2008\/12\/troutdale_police_arrest_suspec.html \">The Oregonian<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tuesday morning, an 88 year-old woman outside of Portland, Oregon was attacked by a naked intruder in her home. Recalling a news story in which a victim survived an attack by grabbing her assailant&#8217;s testicles, the Portland woman did exactly that to her unclothed interloper. Whereupon the assailant&#8211;whose name, I kid you not, is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}