{"id":70,"date":"2009-02-15T11:07:44","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T16:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=70"},"modified":"2009-02-16T10:09:38","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T15:09:38","slug":"old-jews-telling-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Old Jews Telling Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m usually not a fan of traditional jokes. No sooner have I been told about a priest walking into a bar or about an insect immured in a bowl of borscht than I feel slightly irritable and trapped, as if the designated audience to a fart in a spacesuit.<\/p>\n<p>That said, though, I&#8217;m loving the site <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oldjewstellingjokes.com\/\">Old Jews Telling Jokes<\/a>&#8211;particularly when the jokesters in question are the site creator&#8217;s own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oldjewstellingjokes.com\/2009\/02\/barnett-hoffman-fidelity.html\">father<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oldjewstellingjokes.com\/2009\/01\/diane-hoffman-broccoli.html\">mother<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m usually not a fan of traditional jokes. No sooner have I been told about a priest walking into a bar or about an insect immured in a bowl of borscht than I feel slightly irritable and trapped, as if the designated audience to a fart in a spacesuit. That said, though, I&#8217;m loving the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}