{"id":725,"date":"2010-11-13T07:56:10","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T12:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=725"},"modified":"2010-11-13T10:33:01","modified_gmt":"2010-11-13T15:33:01","slug":"this-week-in-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=725","title":{"rendered":"This Week in Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-President George W. Bush confuses his memoir for one of his Yale term papers.\u00a0(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2010\/11\/12\/george-bush-book-decision-points_n_782731.html#s180908\">The Huffington Post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-No shuffleboard, but not a raw deal: Stranded Carnival cruise ship tries to make up for feces-soaked floors and mayo-sandwiches with all the booze you can drink. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2010\/TRAVEL\/11\/11\/cruise.ship\/index.html?hpt=C1\">CNN.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-Just hope He calls you the next day: World&#8217;s Oldest Person&#8217;s secret to longevity was &#8220;giving her virginity to God.&#8221; (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/world-europe-11696236\">BBC.co.uk<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-A group of porpoises goes all Baywatch on a snoozing Dick Van Dyke. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/film\/2010\/nov\/11\/dick-van-dyke-porpoises-rescue\">The Guardian<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi&#8217;s &#8220;Bunga-Bunga&#8221; means exactly what you think it means. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/2010\/11\/08\/bunga-bunga-scandal-threatens-berlusconi.html#\">Newsweek.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-The jacket was his first mistake: Columbia Sportswear CEO Gert Boyle lays down the law on North Face-clad burglar. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2010\/11\/11\/AR2010111100945.html\">The Washington Post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>-Gene Shalit leaves a huge, moustache-shaped hole in the hearts of &#8220;Today&#8221; viewers. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/news\/gene-shalit-leaving-today-show-43333\">The Hollywood Reporter<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-President George W. Bush confuses his memoir for one of his Yale term papers.\u00a0(The Huffington Post) -No shuffleboard, but not a raw deal: Stranded Carnival cruise ship tries to make up for feces-soaked floors and mayo-sandwiches with all the booze you can drink. (CNN.com) -Just hope He calls you the next day: World&#8217;s Oldest Person&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=725"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":732,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/725\/revisions\/732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}