{"id":844,"date":"2010-12-25T08:32:13","date_gmt":"2010-12-25T08:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=844"},"modified":"2010-12-25T08:37:02","modified_gmt":"2010-12-25T08:37:02","slug":"this-week-in-old-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/?p=844","title":{"rendered":"This Week in Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bernie Madoff is miffed that he spent all his stamps on that jar of toilet wine for nothing. (<a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5714852\/bernie-madoff-steamed-that-ruth-hasnt-come-to-visit-him\">Gawker<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Precious Moments&#8221; figurines will always be the safest investment in Boca Raton. (<a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2010\/12\/17\/news\/companies\/gold_atm_boca\/index.htm\">CNN<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Barbara Walters was only joking when she told Brian Williams that he&#8217;s feasting on her table scraps. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/pagesix\/only_joke_AmYBv3DqDxoybHUqMm4jRN\">New York Post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Even Pat Roberston wants to tone down sentencing for marijuana possession. (<a href=\"http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/washington\/2010\/12\/pat-robertson-marijuana.html\">Los Angeles Times<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Billy the Kid may soon be just another fine, upstanding, law-abiding citizen. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/idUSTRE6BG0E220101217\">Reuters<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Yes, Virginia&#8217;s great-great-granddaughter, there is <em>still<\/em> a Santa Claus.&#8221;\u00a0(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/12\/25\/nyregion\/25virginia.html?pagewanted=1&amp;_r=1&amp;hp\">New York Times<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Bernie Madoff is miffed that he spent all his stamps on that jar of toilet wine for nothing. (Gawker) &#8211; &#8220;Precious Moments&#8221; figurines will always be the safest investment in Boca Raton. (CNN) &#8211; Barbara Walters was only joking when she told Brian Williams that he&#8217;s feasting on her table scraps. (New York Post) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":849,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henryalford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}