Biography

Henry Alford has written for the New Yorker, the New York Times, and Vanity Fair for over a decade. It is entirely possible that you have heard him on National Public Radio.

He is the author of a humor collection, Municipal Bondage, and of an account of his attempts to become a working actor, Big Kiss, which won a Thurber Prize. His new (January, 2009) book is about the wisdom of old people, and is called How to Live: A Search for Wisdom from Old People (While They are Still on This Earth).

He is neither Henry Alford, the 19th century British theologian and hymn writer, nor Henry Alford, the eponym of “the Alford plea,” in which a defendant pleads guilty while still protesting his innocence.

Raised in Worcester, Ma., Alford moved to New York City to study film at New York University. After working as a casting director in the film industry in New York for three years, he started sending humorous articles to Spy magazine, where he later got a job as a staff writer.

In How to Live, Alford talks to a variety of people over the age of 70–some famous (Phyllis Diller, Edward Albee, Harold Bloom), some accomplished (a woman who walked across the country in support of campaign finance reform), and some eccentric (a Lutheran pastor who thinks napping is a form of prayer, a retired aerospace engineer who eats food out of the garbage)–in an effort to deduce their hard-won wisdom. Early on in the process, he interviews his mother and step-father, and is the inadvertent catalyst to a dramatic change in their 31 year-long union.

Alford has also been published in anthologies (”Money Changes Everything,” “Disquiet Please: More Humor Writing from The New Yorker,” “Eat, Memory,” “Mirth of a Nation“), hosted a show on VH1 (”Rock of Ages“), and been interviewed by tall, funny men on television (Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien). He lives in New York City. His love of waffles has caused small children to call him Henry Alfun.

(Photo credit: John Woo)

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